Apologies to any goose, I might have scared by saying “Boo(k)” to them. Although, geese are not easily scared, by the way. I’m here to say that, contrary to appearances, I am writing things. If they get anywhere, you, my imaginary friends, will be the first to know.

But for the meantime, if you are in the UK, you can get the New Short Stories series books, and a couple of poetry anthologies, for nothing but the cost of p&p, here.

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